Shark attack!
added by dan 16-04-2002
Here follows the transcript of an MSN Messenger session between me (Dan) and my brother Jon...
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Ariel Sharon = Adolf Hitler says:
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Ariel Sharon = Adolf Hitler says:
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Bulging Brain says:
Ariel Sharon = Adolf Hitler says:
Bulging Brain says:
Jon here just back from Ireland and the canaries
Ariel Sharon = Adolf Hitler says:
Enjoy them?
Bulging Brain says:
yup
Ariel Sharon = Adolf Hitler says:
well...?
Bulging Brain says:
got attacked by a shark
Ariel Sharon = Adolf Hitler says:
so I heard
Ariel Sharon = Adolf Hitler says:
tell me more
Bulging Brain says:
long story when are you coming round
Ariel Sharon = Adolf Hitler says:
dunno
Ariel Sharon = Adolf Hitler says:
give me the essentials
Bulging Brain says:
big shark
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1.5m long
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no teeth = very lucky
Ariel Sharon = Adolf Hitler says:
? No teeth ?
Bulging Brain says:
stroking from behind by instructor
Bulging Brain says:
Maurijn decided to go from the front and shark got annoyed
Ariel Sharon = Adolf Hitler says:
haha
Ariel Sharon = Adolf Hitler says:
typical Maurijn
Bulging Brain says:
Shark went straight for M face and got his nose
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Shark attempting to attack was held back by instructor
Ariel Sharon = Adolf Hitler says:
man!
Bulging Brain says:
Depth of attack was 36 m too deep for emergency ascent
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Shark turns to get at the instructor
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instructor cannot hold shark and releases
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Shark goes for instructors face
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Rob starts to ascend
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Instructor pulls out knife as shark is on him
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Shark leaves and comes towards Brechje and me
Bulging Brain says:
Brechje freaks and tries to run
Ariel Sharon = Adolf Hitler says:
But she can't 'cos she's under water!!!
Bulging Brain says:
Tries to swim away
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Shark goes for her fins and I hear my name screamed under water for 1st time
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I grab her and tell her to look at my eyes as shark is getting tired
Bulging Brain says:
Shark releases fin as instructor approaches with knife
Bulging Brain says:
Shark swims away
Bulging Brain says:
The End
Ariel Sharon = Adolf Hitler says:
wow!
Ariel Sharon = Adolf Hitler says:
very cool
Ariel Sharon = Adolf Hitler says:
lucky you!
Bulging Brain says:
I loved it
Ariel Sharon = Adolf Hitler says:
lol!
Bulging Brain says:
I was screaming with joy and could not believe my luck
